The Random Thoughts And Secrets Shames Of Christy

Don’t be the girl who shows up at her fiancé’s bachelor party.

I find myself singing, “What, what in the butt.” A LOT.

There is nothing ironic about my love for Vin Diesel.

There is nothing ironic about my love for Vin Diesel.

When I was in high school, I dated a 17 year old boy who wanted to be a professional wrestler when he grew up. I hear he’s a 32 year old man…who wants to be a professional wrestler when he grows up.

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Vodka and poor decisions.

If Buffy The Vampire Slayer came back tomorrow, would you buy into it? Original cast, aged 20 years. I would.

I once went to an ICP concert. It was 15 years ago. That is no excuse.

I once went to an ICP concert. It was 15 years ago. That is no excuse.